I don't usually arrange sex via text message
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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