Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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