And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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