Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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