the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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