either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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