ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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