You really coming over, don't trick.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
