Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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