i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We smell like vodka and hangover
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