fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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