allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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