Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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