I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
