she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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