Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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