Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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