the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I am midnight drunk by noon
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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