It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
is that a dick in a sweater?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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