Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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