Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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