For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
