The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
