id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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