Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
