READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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