have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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