dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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