Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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