I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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