She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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