he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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