I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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