...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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