why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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