I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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