Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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