Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Randomize
