just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize
