More tranny stories later!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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