Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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