Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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