We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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