her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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