I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Randomize
