Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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