Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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