I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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