hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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