my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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