oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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